Sunday, July 09, 2006

definition

so, with the summer swelter comes a new idea.

take one part dictionary, two parts googleism and three parts unresolved history, and voila!



def·i·ni·tion

nan·cy
1 :
the stripped essence of a person 2 a : an ex- b to fail to keep, sustain, or maintain <le matin froid de décembre, elle était nancy > 3 : the wild thistle

chris·tine
1 :
lack of belief in true north 2 : unfaithfulness to a moral obligation 3 : a study of molecules in the electron shell, and their tendency toward non-static behavior

he·len
1 :
the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for; also : an instance of this 2 : "extraterrestrial highway" located 40 miles west of the junction of sr 318 and us 93 in western lincoln county

jenn
1:
daughter of the mayor of the spring sun 2: a condition leading to the loss of all function of the vocal chords 3 : possessing polarity towards nerds : something that strongly attracts, see also lifeguard

gi·na
:
bridesmaid

da·na
1 :
a feeling of culpability for offenses 2: environmentally friendly, see also seminar titled “sexy part ii” 3: daughter of max and miriya sterling 4: impurities found in the deepest strata, invisible to the naked eye

ell·a
1 :
winner of the contest 2 a: handmaiden in a fictional medieval village, blessed at birth by a fairy with the gift of information b : the act of being caught between traditional romanian beliefs and a twisted re-telling of the fairy tale classic cinderella

ra·chel
1 :
recommended 2 : a scattering of mobile homes, originally from illinois, now nestled in the foothills of the san gabriel mountains <celui qui allait a la premiere> 3: temporarily assigned 4 : wife of jacob and the mother of joseph and benjamin

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